Step into the chaotic, demon-powered world of Noobs Are Coming, where you’re not the hero—you’re the ultimate dungeon boss! With wave-based battles, wild upgrades, and a knack for controlled chaos, this game delivers short, explosive runs packed with action and strategy. Ready to crush the noob rebellion?

Gameplay

Noobs Are Coming throws you into a wave-based battlefield where hordes of noobs attack relentlessly. Each run lasts under 30 minutes, blending fast-paced action with roguelike depth.

Wave-Based Chaos

Survive relentless enemy waves that grow increasingly intense. Quick reflexes and smart positioning are key to outlasting the onslaught.

Auto-Fire Action

Your boss auto-fires projectiles, letting you focus on movement (WASD or arrow keys) and tactical decisions. Press E to interact or pick up items and the spacebar to unleash powerful skills.

Unique Bosses

Choose from distinct bosses like the infernal succubus (seductive, spell-heavy), giant worm (burrowing, area-control), or spider queen (minion-focused). Each has unique abilities that shape your playstyle, from lightning barrages to minion swarms.

Upgrade System & Wild Abilities

Insane Buffs: Amplify stats like size, speed, or projectile count to ridiculous levels.
Spell Tools: Wield devastating abilities like lightning bolts, enemy-transforming spells (turn noobs into sheep or golden statues), or minion summons for passive defense.
Physics-Based Items: These crowd-control tools add a satisfying layer of destruction, letting you clear waves with style.

Multiplayer Mode

Shared Chaos: Fight alongside another boss, combining abilities for devastating synergy.
Double Boss Combos: Experiment with boss pairings to find powerful combos, like a worm’s area-control burrows with a succubus’s crowd-transforming spells.
Seamless Co-op: Join friends via online lobbies for smooth, chaotic fun. Coordinate upgrades and tactics to overwhelm the noob hordes together.